i'm independantly politically
yea, that's a fortune cookie i got in canada. windsor to be exact. damn french. people. the fortune cookie had francais on one side, and english on the other. boy do they suck at translation. stupid dumb dumb heads. anywho (does anyone actually use that word? cuz it's pretty f-in gay), this post is my first about politically views (every effort is being made not to LOL because i'm just way to f-in funny).
ho-kay, i was compelled to write this post after a visit to an old pal's facebook page. i haven't talked with this chap since high school and one day my mail boxie has a friend request from him. super great. i won't divulge his name because i'm a nice guy. this post isn't to slander his name or make him feel suckie or whatever. this lad was just the inspiration for my post.
so. here it is. ready? ok good. i'm gonna call the lil guy "Jermaine". Jermaine is a conservative. Jermaine loves bush, or thinks he's a good president. try as i may, i can't help but make fun of and ridicule those who think bush has been a good president. i don't even call him president anymore, just bush (his name is not worthy to be marked by a capital letter). however, i only make fun of bush supporters when provoked or when they say something stupid. this i feel is grounds for rebuttal. infact, it's imperative because if i bite my tongue then the stupids who support bush will think i like him or agree (this is because they're stupid).
now the quote. this is Jermaine's most favorite quote...
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
--adolf hitler
holy geez... now a quote from bush, "We're facing a group of folks who have such hatred in their heart, they'll strike anywhere, with any means. And that's why it's essential that we have strong alliances, and we do. That's why it's essential that we make sure that we keep weapons of mass destruction out of the hands of people like Al Qaida, which we are. But to say that there's only one focus on the war on terror doesn't really understand the nature of the war on terror. Of course we're after Saddam Hussein -- I mean bin Laden."
hmm... we have strong allies. we had strong alliances until he waged war on iraq. "Some 380 tons of explosives powerful enough to detonate nuclear warheads are missing from a former Iraqi military facility that was supposed to be under American control, the U.N.'s nuclear watchdog agency says."(CNN) regardless of who bush is after, he has shown complete negligence in iraq. initially bush said that they went in there because saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD). they couldn't find any. the 380 tons of explosives were "secured" by US forces since bush senior disarmed saddam. the only question i have is, how the fuck can 380 tons of explosives disappear without a trace? our troops were suppose to be securing them. so if bush didn't care about WMD in iraq, why did he wage a war? answer: oil. attaboy dubbya. way to keep your eye on the prize.
here are a few of my favorite quotes from hitler:
"what luck for rulers that men do not think."
"strength lies not in defense but in attack."
"the great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."
"propaganda must not serve the truth, especially insofar as it might bring out something favorable for the opponent."
i'll end this post on a lighter note. drum roll please...
the genious that is george dubbya:
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
"I don't bring God into my life to—to, you know, kind of be a political person."
my head is about to implode.
it's that time again. guess the quote and win a fantastic prize!
"loose skin and old balls... gross."
(this is way too easy.)
ho-kay, i was compelled to write this post after a visit to an old pal's facebook page. i haven't talked with this chap since high school and one day my mail boxie has a friend request from him. super great. i won't divulge his name because i'm a nice guy. this post isn't to slander his name or make him feel suckie or whatever. this lad was just the inspiration for my post.
so. here it is. ready? ok good. i'm gonna call the lil guy "Jermaine". Jermaine is a conservative. Jermaine loves bush, or thinks he's a good president. try as i may, i can't help but make fun of and ridicule those who think bush has been a good president. i don't even call him president anymore, just bush (his name is not worthy to be marked by a capital letter). however, i only make fun of bush supporters when provoked or when they say something stupid. this i feel is grounds for rebuttal. infact, it's imperative because if i bite my tongue then the stupids who support bush will think i like him or agree (this is because they're stupid).
now the quote. this is Jermaine's most favorite quote...
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
--adolf hitler
holy geez... now a quote from bush, "We're facing a group of folks who have such hatred in their heart, they'll strike anywhere, with any means. And that's why it's essential that we have strong alliances, and we do. That's why it's essential that we make sure that we keep weapons of mass destruction out of the hands of people like Al Qaida, which we are. But to say that there's only one focus on the war on terror doesn't really understand the nature of the war on terror. Of course we're after Saddam Hussein -- I mean bin Laden."
hmm... we have strong allies. we had strong alliances until he waged war on iraq. "Some 380 tons of explosives powerful enough to detonate nuclear warheads are missing from a former Iraqi military facility that was supposed to be under American control, the U.N.'s nuclear watchdog agency says."(CNN) regardless of who bush is after, he has shown complete negligence in iraq. initially bush said that they went in there because saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD). they couldn't find any. the 380 tons of explosives were "secured" by US forces since bush senior disarmed saddam. the only question i have is, how the fuck can 380 tons of explosives disappear without a trace? our troops were suppose to be securing them. so if bush didn't care about WMD in iraq, why did he wage a war? answer: oil. attaboy dubbya. way to keep your eye on the prize.
here are a few of my favorite quotes from hitler:
"what luck for rulers that men do not think."
"strength lies not in defense but in attack."
"the great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."
"propaganda must not serve the truth, especially insofar as it might bring out something favorable for the opponent."
i'll end this post on a lighter note. drum roll please...
the genious that is george dubbya:
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
"I don't bring God into my life to—to, you know, kind of be a political person."
my head is about to implode.
it's that time again. guess the quote and win a fantastic prize!
"loose skin and old balls... gross."
(this is way too easy.)
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