happy birfdays...

two ladies just had their birfdays on the 20th of december. jahoo. happy birfday to crystal and mysterio (another altered name because i'm super nice. you'll find out soon enough why the name is altered.). sadly i was not able to spend the special day with my belle, but i did get to hang out with mysterio. for mysterio's birfday, we did the bowling. team bowling. there were like 5 teams or something, one being the powerhouse known as mike and The Jeffrey (i'm mike). one might say that they, us, we, dominated. we whipped all their asses without even thinking twice about it. jahoo. after bowling we went to a friend's place for some alcoholic beverages. well, i did because they got their drink on at the bowling alley and i was a DD (jahoo). well, i got a couple 40's and a boonsfarm for the evening. too bad i was the only one drinking at her house after bowling cuz errrbody was wasted. so that blew, and i stopped after one forty cuz i was beginning to feel like an alcoholic drinking by my lonesome. mysterio went to a bar before coming to the hizouse to crash. apparently wasted mysterio had 3 bloody mary's before the guy who took her there finished his vodka tonic. yea, so they left. mysterio gets to the hizouse. The Jeffrey pulls her out of the car and helps carry mysterio's drunk ass inside. mind you, mysterio does not know where mysterio is. mysterio is convinced by The Jeffrey that mysterio is at a friend's house. she realizes that it's almost time to crash and has the presence of mind to say, "i get a bed." awesome. so in the house mysterio ends up in the bafroom. there mysterio would lay for approx. 4 hours. so much for the bed. ho-kay. mysterio arises from mysterio's slumber and goes into the bedroom where The Jeffrey and a friend were sleeping. mysterio jumps (WWF style) on the bed landing on The Jeffrey. both in the bed arise and let mysterio pass out. they came out to the living area and watched the family guy and ATHF with me. awesome. the owner of the house slash room where the bed was, goes back in to check on drunkie. the bed where drunkie lays is now soaked in.. um.. pee pee. the mattress was turned over, the sheets were washed, and finally The Jeffrey and room slash house owner sleep in the bed. mysterio is not in the room but later jumps back on The Jeffrey and he ends up sleeping on the floor. dizamn. ho-kay. it is morning now. house owner says to mysterio you pissed all up in my bed you sack of shit. well, not really but that's what i would have said. then mysterio says, "fuck you owner of the house, i did not do that!" hilarity ensues.

the end.