so it's the new year
yeah. "it's 2005 i can't believe it!" i got home from my lil vacation just soon enough to hear that garbage on TV. ryan seacrest (sp, but really i don't care) and his retarded co-host could possibly have been the two worst choices for hosting the new year's celebration in times square. anyways. i probably shouldn't start the new year with an aweful rant. it's anti-new years resolution-ary, or something.
i've made a couple resolutions this year. i'm going to be more happy and content this coming year. i'm not going to lose weight. screw that. errbody makes crazy resolutions that last about a month (if that) and then they fall flat on their face and pretend they never made a resolution in the first place. i've been experiencing so many new things this year. i was thinking about stuff on the plane trip back from punta cana (the vacation spot for the Han's this year). some notable experiences of the year: internship in new jersey, transfer to purdue, vacation in punta cana. these three things have really impacted my life. i usually am quite nervous when it comes to meeting new people. once the ice is broken, things are all good. this past year i've met some really phenomenal people. i'm so very thankful for them.
ok. well, enough about my stupid resolution. the vacation. punta cana apparently is in the dominican republic. not mexico. oops. it was the first vacation i've had where the bulk of the visitors were not americans. it was a euro vacation. kind of. i'm pretty sure i met one of the best english guys on the planet. i learned a new word, well phrase. i will impliment it into everyday life because it's awesome. to say something is awesome or good you just might hear me say, "that's the dog's bollucks". hahaha fackin awesome. a girl was like, bollucks? and Des (the sweet english man) says, "you know... the bollucks" and takes his left hand and cups his balls. he explained: "it's the dog's bollucks because you know, the dog is really proud of his bollucks. you know, they're good. the dog's bollucks." haha weeee. Des has a fionse (sp). he forgot that one night he was drunk (the man puts most college drunks to shame). pretty funny. but when i first met him a girl was asking them if they were married. Des said, "we're not married" and Sarah chimed in "we're english". i'll share one last tid bit. Des got wasted one night and ended up in his room some how. he was told by his fionse that two german men brought him home. awesome. well, the next day he had something written on his left calf. i was like "Des, what is that drawn on your leg?" he propped his leg onto a near table and it read, "if i'm passed out, please return me to room # 1203". he's 33 and totally sweet. ok. i'm done.
"sniff you jerks later"
i've made a couple resolutions this year. i'm going to be more happy and content this coming year. i'm not going to lose weight. screw that. errbody makes crazy resolutions that last about a month (if that) and then they fall flat on their face and pretend they never made a resolution in the first place. i've been experiencing so many new things this year. i was thinking about stuff on the plane trip back from punta cana (the vacation spot for the Han's this year). some notable experiences of the year: internship in new jersey, transfer to purdue, vacation in punta cana. these three things have really impacted my life. i usually am quite nervous when it comes to meeting new people. once the ice is broken, things are all good. this past year i've met some really phenomenal people. i'm so very thankful for them.
ok. well, enough about my stupid resolution. the vacation. punta cana apparently is in the dominican republic. not mexico. oops. it was the first vacation i've had where the bulk of the visitors were not americans. it was a euro vacation. kind of. i'm pretty sure i met one of the best english guys on the planet. i learned a new word, well phrase. i will impliment it into everyday life because it's awesome. to say something is awesome or good you just might hear me say, "that's the dog's bollucks". hahaha fackin awesome. a girl was like, bollucks? and Des (the sweet english man) says, "you know... the bollucks" and takes his left hand and cups his balls. he explained: "it's the dog's bollucks because you know, the dog is really proud of his bollucks. you know, they're good. the dog's bollucks." haha weeee. Des has a fionse (sp). he forgot that one night he was drunk (the man puts most college drunks to shame). pretty funny. but when i first met him a girl was asking them if they were married. Des said, "we're not married" and Sarah chimed in "we're english". i'll share one last tid bit. Des got wasted one night and ended up in his room some how. he was told by his fionse that two german men brought him home. awesome. well, the next day he had something written on his left calf. i was like "Des, what is that drawn on your leg?" he propped his leg onto a near table and it read, "if i'm passed out, please return me to room # 1203". he's 33 and totally sweet. ok. i'm done.
"sniff you jerks later"
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