hooray for AOL and their Instant Messanger

thanks to the good 'ol AOL, i was able to have a wonderful conversation tonight with Svetlana (she wishes to remain annonymous. how boring.). drum roll please.

call me the yellow dart..

Svetlana: what up
the yellow dart: nofing.
the yellow dart: what are you doing
Svetlana: anatomy. its the reproductive system
Svetlana: ;-)
the yellow dart: oh dang.
the yellow dart: you're learning about penises (is that the plural form of penis?) and vaginas!!
the yellow dart: jahoo
Svetlana: i think it is penum
Svetlana: somethin like that
the yellow dart: really?
the yellow dart: peni
the yellow dart: what about scrotum. i've debated with my friend about that. i think it's scroti
Svetlana: i discussed it with Rochelle (name also changed). she thinks it is scrotum
Svetlana: scrotums
Svetlana: but i think it is scroti
Svetlana: but anyway there is only one
the yellow dart: i know there is only one, but like, if you were talking about multiple scroti
the yellow dart: or scrotums
Svetlana: like a bag full of scrotums
the yellow dart: WHAT???
the yellow dart: when would you, or anyone for that matter, have a bag full of scrotums?
Svetlana: well in anatomy lab one time, there was a bag full of eyeballs
Svetlana: so i was thinking a bag full of scroti
Svetlana: nm
the yellow dart: hahahahahahahaha.. so this week, reproductive week, the teach will bring in a bag full of scroti
the yellow dart: you better bring a camera to class
Svetlana: haha no prolly not
the yellow dart: if you miss this photo op, i'll be livid.
Svetlana: ha.
the yellow dart: would it be a bag of sacks? or would it include testicles too?
the yellow dart: ew, a bag full of stretchy, wrinkled scrotum skins
Svetlana: i don't think there is a bag this time
the yellow dart: hahaha
the yellow dart: demand one.
the yellow dart: raise your hand and ask why there is no bag of scroti
the yellow dart: it's all about education.
Svetlana: eew even if there was a bag full of dead scrotums i don't think i would touch it
the yellow dart: i'm definately laughing at my lappy
the yellow dart: imagine a bag full of live scroti
Svetlana: glad to keep you happy
the yellow dart: does the scrotum come with testicles? or if the scrotum was removed would the balls come separate?
the yellow dart: is it like a goodie bag?
Svetlana: omg
the yellow dart: you should know these things.
Svetlana: i'll tell you what happens after lab
the yellow dart: i have a friend who got kneed in the balls. he said it hurt wayyy more than any other time he's gotten a nut shot. his left testicle when into his stomach. or.. inside his body. like there was only one ball in his sack. then he pushed just above his penis, and it popped back into his sack.
the yellow dart: true story
Svetlana: omg what was he doing?!
the yellow dart: him and this girl were bouncing on a trampoline. he double bounced her and she wasn't ready for it. she bounced towards him and she lifted a knee so not to hit him chest against chest (which would be awkward).
Svetlana: so i bet he is afraid of trampolines
the yellow dart: i'm not so sure he's been back on one since then
Svetlana: well that is traumatic
the yellow dart: oh well. he's still got both his nuts.
the yellow dart: that's something to cheer about
Svetlana: yay!
Svetlana: one time i was playin tennis and a nailed one into the guy i was playin
Svetlana: he was on the court crying
Svetlana: i felt bad
the yellow dart: that's fun.
the yellow dart: i laugh when i do that
the yellow dart: me and my double's partner once hit the opposing team 7 times in one match
the yellow dart: it was great
Svetlana: hahah
the yellow dart: i laugh every time i hit someone in the junk
Svetlana: oh that's nice
the yellow dart: uh huh

:D i'm immature. i laugh when people say penis or vagina. if you're not entertained, then watch out for the danza slap. because you'll get it.

"are we gonna get it on or just talk about gettin it on? 'cause it ain't on now, and that's where i wanna get it." i like how that quote can be lovely misconstrued into having a sexual connotation.

i've just been informed that the plural for penis is "penises" and the plural of scrotum is "scrotums". ***the more you know (that's suppose to be a shooting star. remember those commercials?)