random.

i don't really have any stories to tell. here are just a few tid bits from my life as of late:


i asked my roomate the other day, "so, how's your snail doin?"
he replies, "what? are you asking about my penis?"
(if you recall, he has a pet snail made of poster tack)

i called him a "gooch" one night and he didn't know what it was. i explained that it is the skin inbetween your asshole and your scrotum. i also told him there are a few other names for it too. for example, grundle and taint. he researched this part of the body on the internet. he informed me that the same names apply for the skin inbetween the asshole and vagina. i learned something new. i also learned from my roomate via internet that the proper name for said skin is Perineum. lick my perineum biotch.

in accounting class, one of my group members has been missing for a while. we have to do assignments in groups. this sucks when you're minus a player and your group work has become partner work. well the MIA member's name is HO. he's been missing for about 3 classes. i sit in Ho's seat so that i can work with the other guy in my group. my prof says to me before class..

"Gosh, i haven't seen you in a while."
"uh. if you think i'm Ho... i'm not. i'm mike. i know we all look alike."
"oh, well you're sitting in his seat right?"
"yeap."

that's all for now.

"catch you on the flip side."