some small talk after sushi making
i worked 11 glorious hours today. hooray for sushi and me making it. well, sushi rolls. talking about my job really isn't the purpose of this post. rather, it is about the conversation i had tonight with my pal Yolanda.
so me and Yolanda get talkin about religion. she's christian. i tell her that i'm a satanist. she says "what's that?" i tell her that i'm a devil worshiper. she doesn't believe me, but it doesn't take much to convince her that i do indeed worship lucifer. i tell her that christians aren't allowed to have fun. she's very upset by the things i say. she tells me repeatedly "we can't have this conversation." i make a pretty good point soon after. "i just want to have fun." she says, "is that what life is all about?" i tell her "yea, i think you should have as much fun as you can. that's the point of life." i then ask her "what do you think life is about?" she doesn't know. point, set, match. i win.
after the religious debate, we just talked about random shit. an example "did you know my dad gets lint in his belly button." we vegg out while talking. it was awesome. pringles, pretzels with peanut butter inside them, fruit twistables (some weird fruit snack), and chewy granola bars. mmm. she commented on the food we were eating. "i can feel the fat growing on my ass."
then my favorite portion of the night... my roomate has on his desk a picture of a girl who's ass is hanging down through a sunroof of a car. the picture is shot from inside the car. so you see the inside of the car and this girls coochie slash ass. she's repulsed by the picture. i tell her how there is nothing wrong with it. "it is a good vagina." hehe then she says to me "how can you tell if its a good one?" here's a great phrase out of context "glorious vaginas" lastly she said to me "how do you sleep at night? with that scank on your wall (talking about the pam anderson pictures on his side of the room)... and that vagina."
Yolanda entertains me.
"TESTICLEESE!"
so me and Yolanda get talkin about religion. she's christian. i tell her that i'm a satanist. she says "what's that?" i tell her that i'm a devil worshiper. she doesn't believe me, but it doesn't take much to convince her that i do indeed worship lucifer. i tell her that christians aren't allowed to have fun. she's very upset by the things i say. she tells me repeatedly "we can't have this conversation." i make a pretty good point soon after. "i just want to have fun." she says, "is that what life is all about?" i tell her "yea, i think you should have as much fun as you can. that's the point of life." i then ask her "what do you think life is about?" she doesn't know. point, set, match. i win.
after the religious debate, we just talked about random shit. an example "did you know my dad gets lint in his belly button." we vegg out while talking. it was awesome. pringles, pretzels with peanut butter inside them, fruit twistables (some weird fruit snack), and chewy granola bars. mmm. she commented on the food we were eating. "i can feel the fat growing on my ass."
then my favorite portion of the night... my roomate has on his desk a picture of a girl who's ass is hanging down through a sunroof of a car. the picture is shot from inside the car. so you see the inside of the car and this girls coochie slash ass. she's repulsed by the picture. i tell her how there is nothing wrong with it. "it is a good vagina." hehe then she says to me "how can you tell if its a good one?" here's a great phrase out of context "glorious vaginas" lastly she said to me "how do you sleep at night? with that scank on your wall (talking about the pam anderson pictures on his side of the room)... and that vagina."
Yolanda entertains me.
"TESTICLEESE!"
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