i have no life.
today i heard a mildly entertaining story in class. in my public speaking class each student is required to tell one short humorous story about him/herself. this is the story of a fat, funny looking guy in my class.
this guy (who's name i did not pay attention to) is from canada. he hates flying so he drove down here. when he got here they refused to give him a parking pass. (i'm inclined to believe it was because he's a canuck.) well this is a problem.
for the first few weeks he dodged parking services by parking at the dorms while they ticketed cars at the music hall, then he would move his car to the music hall when they ticketed at the dorms.
he had success with this until he said fuck it. he ended up racking up roughly $400 dollars in tickets the first semester.
just before he goes home for christmas he finds a boot on his car. this is problematic because he needs his car to get home. instead of paying off his tickets he goes to the hardware store and buys bolt clippers. he removes the boot and drives home. awesome.
he gets to canada and hands the tickets over to his father who pays them in full. so things are looking good for this young chap. he comes back from break with the money in hand. oh yea. along with the money, he brings parking services the boot that he removed.
they are not pleased. he handed the goods over and in return they gave him a $25 ticket for taking off the boot. this story probably isn't humorous but in a classroom it provoked laughter. fatty made a funny.
quick update. i went to accounting class again. fu manchu apparently has a sense of humor. i thought maybe it was me just being immature but that isn't the case. he called on Ho again. when he called out his name (and for no one else in class that day) he yelled it. HO! hahaha. he kept on calling on Ho because the kid is a tard. he gave the teacher the attendance sheet once he was done with it. he sits two rows fromt he front of the class. mind you there are 3 more rows behind him. he also sits in the middle of the row. so two thirds of the class did not sign the sheet. he looks at Ho after people complain about not getting the sheet. he says, "HO! why did you hand me the sheet?" Ho doesn't know. i love it.
we also got into groups for some project that is inevitable. guess who's in my group? you guessed it. HO!
in my boredom and procrastination of school work, i decided to rework the protype for johnny's little love glove. wait a tick.. procrastination implies that i will eventually do some work. i've gone this entire week with one book. i have yet to purchase the rest of them. so yea, i haven't done a damn thing this semester. ok, back to the condom. i know you're all dying to see it so i will delay no more.
this guy (who's name i did not pay attention to) is from canada. he hates flying so he drove down here. when he got here they refused to give him a parking pass. (i'm inclined to believe it was because he's a canuck.) well this is a problem.
for the first few weeks he dodged parking services by parking at the dorms while they ticketed cars at the music hall, then he would move his car to the music hall when they ticketed at the dorms.
he had success with this until he said fuck it. he ended up racking up roughly $400 dollars in tickets the first semester.
just before he goes home for christmas he finds a boot on his car. this is problematic because he needs his car to get home. instead of paying off his tickets he goes to the hardware store and buys bolt clippers. he removes the boot and drives home. awesome.
he gets to canada and hands the tickets over to his father who pays them in full. so things are looking good for this young chap. he comes back from break with the money in hand. oh yea. along with the money, he brings parking services the boot that he removed.
they are not pleased. he handed the goods over and in return they gave him a $25 ticket for taking off the boot. this story probably isn't humorous but in a classroom it provoked laughter. fatty made a funny.
quick update. i went to accounting class again. fu manchu apparently has a sense of humor. i thought maybe it was me just being immature but that isn't the case. he called on Ho again. when he called out his name (and for no one else in class that day) he yelled it. HO! hahaha. he kept on calling on Ho because the kid is a tard. he gave the teacher the attendance sheet once he was done with it. he sits two rows fromt he front of the class. mind you there are 3 more rows behind him. he also sits in the middle of the row. so two thirds of the class did not sign the sheet. he looks at Ho after people complain about not getting the sheet. he says, "HO! why did you hand me the sheet?" Ho doesn't know. i love it.
we also got into groups for some project that is inevitable. guess who's in my group? you guessed it. HO!
in my boredom and procrastination of school work, i decided to rework the protype for johnny's little love glove. wait a tick.. procrastination implies that i will eventually do some work. i've gone this entire week with one book. i have yet to purchase the rest of them. so yea, i haven't done a damn thing this semester. ok, back to the condom. i know you're all dying to see it so i will delay no more.
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