semi-coherent
what a freakin night. so after work today, my boss asked me if i wanted to go to a bar with some co-workers. only problem is, i'm 20. so she calls up a friend and asks to borrow his id. she drives to his place and gets it so i can go out with them tonight. awesome.
we didn't go to a bar. she decided that we should go to a strip club instead (a noodoo bar as koreans say it). so we went to this place called chances are. it was pretty sweet. she bought me two lap dances. one was with an uber hot junior from purdue. industrial engineer believe it or not. so my boss spent 40 dollars on me for the dances. she also paid for a corona and a kilians. she fuckin rules. she also gave me money to give to the dancer on center stage (same hot juunior girl).
wel left chances are and went to this place called tily's. i think. this was also a gentelman's club. did i mention that my boss fuckn ruls? cuz she does. she then shelled out 40 dollars to have two girls dance on me. 2 chicks at the same time! wow. she also bought me 3 shots of tequilla, and a blue moon. jahoo. the three shots were consecutive. it was great. and i feel facking reat.
well at the end of the night, my boss agreed to get a dance with a friend of hers that was also at the titty bar. this friend happens to be a dike. well, they got a dance with 2 girls. hehehe.. my boss is straight. she's engaged to be exact. she's also never had a lap dance. to make a long story short this is what happend:
my boss watched her friend make out iwth both girls, wathced the two strippers make out, and watched them have sex with each other. yep, they expo9sed their vaginas and kissed and touched each other infront of my straight boss. hahahaha. it was so fackin awesome. she was petrified. she talked about it the whole way home. she said "they were touching each other! ...down there!!!!" hahahahahaha. she said, she'll take me again and next time, she's going to bring me in there with her so that i get to see some stripper's vagina.
i love my job.
oh yea.. sorry if i sound drunk, because i'm kind of drunk.
and tonight, my name was seungjin lee. i was born on sept. 9th 1980. i live on 212/A fowler ave. that is all.
wait! she also spent roughly 100 dollars on me. wow. that's a whole lot of free titties and alcoholic beverages.
she also made fun of the "sushi man" (that's what hey call sushi chefs in korea) cuz his english blows. whild driving to the strip clubs she was giving him directiosn. she said "take a light at the light" hehe... he prounounces light and right the same way because he's korean. can't say 'r's. it was funny. i laughed.
addition: now that it is the morning after, i'll add a few things i forgot when i was slightly intoxicated last night. i think the hot purdue stripper is going to come visit me at the restaurant. she was saying how she's been there a few times with her boss. she really likes the place and we got along well. haha as well as patron and stripper can i suppose. so that would be kind of neat.
we (me, the boss, and another chick) were in the car with the sushi man. we three were nearly in tears after my boss made fun of his english. at first me and the girl in the back seat tried to not laugh at what she said. then she kept on saying it. she was discretely making fun of him. soon after we burst out laughing. we were nearly crying. the girl i was sitting with said "my stomach hurts! ...my face hurts!" haha the sushi man wasn't pleased. he said (of course in korean) "i want to go home. get out! i want to go home" haha. hooray for Fobs. if you still don't know what a damn FOB is, it is a person who is Fresh Of the Boat.
at tilly's when i got two chicks at the same time (boy does that sound nice) i think i can check one item of my Things to Do Before I Die list. never in my life did i think i would hear a girl say to me, "do you mind a little lesbian action?" i told her, "you know what... i don't think that'll be a problem" she laughed. then they got a busy with each other. i don't think i'll ever get to see two nearly naked women make out within 3inches of my face again. then again, that pales in comparison to my bosses experience. i forgot to mention this last night, but she said "THEY WERE GIVING EACH OTHER BLOW JOBS!!" hahaha she asked me, "did they give each other blow jobs in front of you?" i said "no" she responded, "if they did that for you, it would have been a great 40 dollars spent!" hahaha
final thought: this is the second time i've been to a strip club. i don't particularly like them. like, i enjoy seeing the boobs of hot girls, but the whole thing i just really don't like. i've never been to a strip club because i wanted to go to one. i guess i feel really bad and stuff going to strip clubs. like, it's so incredibly degrading. maybe i'm so sympathetic because i know a stripper. she's got it rough, and it makes me sad that she has to get naked to make decent dollas.
damn i wish i knew what jerry springer always says after his corny recap of his shit ass show.
we didn't go to a bar. she decided that we should go to a strip club instead (a noodoo bar as koreans say it). so we went to this place called chances are. it was pretty sweet. she bought me two lap dances. one was with an uber hot junior from purdue. industrial engineer believe it or not. so my boss spent 40 dollars on me for the dances. she also paid for a corona and a kilians. she fuckin rules. she also gave me money to give to the dancer on center stage (same hot juunior girl).
wel left chances are and went to this place called tily's. i think. this was also a gentelman's club. did i mention that my boss fuckn ruls? cuz she does. she then shelled out 40 dollars to have two girls dance on me. 2 chicks at the same time! wow. she also bought me 3 shots of tequilla, and a blue moon. jahoo. the three shots were consecutive. it was great. and i feel facking reat.
well at the end of the night, my boss agreed to get a dance with a friend of hers that was also at the titty bar. this friend happens to be a dike. well, they got a dance with 2 girls. hehehe.. my boss is straight. she's engaged to be exact. she's also never had a lap dance. to make a long story short this is what happend:
my boss watched her friend make out iwth both girls, wathced the two strippers make out, and watched them have sex with each other. yep, they expo9sed their vaginas and kissed and touched each other infront of my straight boss. hahahaha. it was so fackin awesome. she was petrified. she talked about it the whole way home. she said "they were touching each other! ...down there!!!!" hahahahahaha. she said, she'll take me again and next time, she's going to bring me in there with her so that i get to see some stripper's vagina.
i love my job.
oh yea.. sorry if i sound drunk, because i'm kind of drunk.
and tonight, my name was seungjin lee. i was born on sept. 9th 1980. i live on 212/A fowler ave. that is all.
wait! she also spent roughly 100 dollars on me. wow. that's a whole lot of free titties and alcoholic beverages.
she also made fun of the "sushi man" (that's what hey call sushi chefs in korea) cuz his english blows. whild driving to the strip clubs she was giving him directiosn. she said "take a light at the light" hehe... he prounounces light and right the same way because he's korean. can't say 'r's. it was funny. i laughed.
addition: now that it is the morning after, i'll add a few things i forgot when i was slightly intoxicated last night. i think the hot purdue stripper is going to come visit me at the restaurant. she was saying how she's been there a few times with her boss. she really likes the place and we got along well. haha as well as patron and stripper can i suppose. so that would be kind of neat.
we (me, the boss, and another chick) were in the car with the sushi man. we three were nearly in tears after my boss made fun of his english. at first me and the girl in the back seat tried to not laugh at what she said. then she kept on saying it. she was discretely making fun of him. soon after we burst out laughing. we were nearly crying. the girl i was sitting with said "my stomach hurts! ...my face hurts!" haha the sushi man wasn't pleased. he said (of course in korean) "i want to go home. get out! i want to go home" haha. hooray for Fobs. if you still don't know what a damn FOB is, it is a person who is Fresh Of the Boat.
at tilly's when i got two chicks at the same time (boy does that sound nice) i think i can check one item of my Things to Do Before I Die list. never in my life did i think i would hear a girl say to me, "do you mind a little lesbian action?" i told her, "you know what... i don't think that'll be a problem" she laughed. then they got a busy with each other. i don't think i'll ever get to see two nearly naked women make out within 3inches of my face again. then again, that pales in comparison to my bosses experience. i forgot to mention this last night, but she said "THEY WERE GIVING EACH OTHER BLOW JOBS!!" hahaha she asked me, "did they give each other blow jobs in front of you?" i said "no" she responded, "if they did that for you, it would have been a great 40 dollars spent!" hahaha
final thought: this is the second time i've been to a strip club. i don't particularly like them. like, i enjoy seeing the boobs of hot girls, but the whole thing i just really don't like. i've never been to a strip club because i wanted to go to one. i guess i feel really bad and stuff going to strip clubs. like, it's so incredibly degrading. maybe i'm so sympathetic because i know a stripper. she's got it rough, and it makes me sad that she has to get naked to make decent dollas.
damn i wish i knew what jerry springer always says after his corny recap of his shit ass show.
posted by icon at 3:41 AM
1 Comments:
ahhhhhhhh yeeeeeessssss! now i can flex my commenting fingers.
ok, you know i think your bosslady wants to do you anyway. i don't care if she's got a fiance or boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever. you really should hop in the sack with her before she walks down that isle, don't you think?
and damn!!! how lucky can you get to have a bosslady who goes and gets you a fake id, takes you to stip clubs and buys you drinks and lap dances and all that?
well i could say more but i won't.
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