tired i am

i don't feel like typing much. so here are some random pictures. enjoy bitches.


that's me at a halloween party. this is the night after i retired my batman costume due to irreparable damages. i saved the mask, wore it the next night with a sweet T i made, and bought princess. she's a magical unicorn that sings songs and bobs her head up and down.


i don't know if you can make this picture out... but i'm wearing a dick hat and a hairy ball sack attachment. this gem was found at the local halloween store.


this is dan moreno (pronounced just like the dolphin QB great). he's drunk.


this is a girl in my dining hall. she's wearing a t-shirt. it is white, probably cotton. i was eating with friends and i saw her walkin by and i told them "dude... i swear to god that girl is wearing a t-shirt that says 'i heart michigan vaginas'. they didn't believe me. i told them, "if she is indeed wearing a T that says what i think it says, i'm going to ask her if i can take her picture". they thought i was just being my usual stupid, immature and perverted self. however, i was right. so suck it. i win.


this is The Jeffrey. we were at MSU. he's holding one of those gel, anti-carpel tunnel syndrom keyboard pads. he and i thought it looked like a dildo and we were amused. the owner did not share our laughter. so The Jeffrey slapped him across the face with it while holding it like a gigantic black wiener. the danza slapped friend was pissed for a long time.

don't you worry, there is plenty more awesome where this came from.

"i was the fat kid in high school"
"EEEW!"