today i am joyful

why am i so happy today? well. today, the seventh day of february (did i spell that wrong?) my balls officially dropped. long awaited pubic hairs have arrived. more like facial hair, rather than pubic. as some of you might know, my face is balder than an infant's ass. i seriously shaved like once ever month. it was like a time of celebration. after a long month, i would have just enough peach fuzz on my face that would merit a shaving.

well today, i noticed something a bit different about my face. herbert, tuscan, jerico, graydon, and walter (i named the few hairs that i had on my chin), were accompanied by a slew of other hairs (and by a slew i mean like 6 more hairs) that i have yet to name. i'm turning into a man. hooray for puberty. again. or something. maybe next i'll grow some arm hairs. oh yeah, and i want chops. you know, some huge bad ass sideburns. that would make me the coolest asian ever.

i think i'm going to buy a new razor. now that i have a few hairs to shave. maybe even get some shaving cream. i hope within the next few months i'll need to swipe my face more than once to shave it clean.

JAHOO!