the weekend of super bowling
so this weekend was pretty great. it wasn't great because i live in the beautiful state of indiana. no, it was purely for the fact that my most bestest friend The Jeffrey visited me in this shit stankin state. i must admit... we didn't really do anything, but it was enjoyable. i don't have a story like last year, but whatever. we're not at wastern.
The Jeffrey arrived Sat night around midnight. we went to get some beers. the first store we went to didn't have labatt blue. F. there was another store near by so we decided to try it out. i had to drive all the way around the block to get there. so i'm driving and stopped at a red light. i look to my left and a car opens up and people start pouring out. first a really hot girl in the passenger seat. that's what initially brought my attention to that car. then a dude came out of the passenger seat. i was like uh, ok. and then i see the backseat. holy shit. they packed that car like a bunch of illegal mexicans crossing the boarder. after like 2 minutes of unloading they were all out. 10 people were in a midsized car. 10!! it was superb.
fuck one way streets. so we finally end up at this other store which is seriously 30 steps from the other place, but it took like 3 minutes to drive there. well he goes in, and there is no blue. what kind of place is indiana? because this state is so fuckin red i'm sure they boycotted the canadian beer. ass holes. The Jeffrey gets into my car with a 24 pack of buddy light and a sixer of the 16oz tall cans. he tells me that they just about dna sampled his ass to ensure he was infact, The Jeffrey. they asked for his credit card and drivers license. then they black lighted the fucker and swiped it. holy shit. then they told him to drop his pants, bend over and cough. fuck this shit ass state.
ANYWAYS. we make back with beers. hooray beer. we play a few highly entertaining games of Wheel of Fortune and Family Feud. as we got tipsy, spelling like last year became a problem. crap i love old school video games.
SUPERBOWL SUNNYDAY.
JAHOO.
i wake up first. i shower and as i get out of the bathroom The Jeffrey is awake. he hands me a beer and we start drinking at 1 post meridian. we were watching AFV (america's funniest home videos.. shame on you if you didn't know that) and drank everytime someone got hit in the balls. i didn't really abide by the rules and ended up 2 beers ahead of The Jeffrey and Ill Will (yea, he's black). erin (a girl) came over at like 4 i think. we were kind of drunk. around 5:20 we went to Pizza Hut which is just across the street. it was fan fuckin tastic. all you can eat pizzas for 5 dollars. wow. once i got there i tossed my cookies. after clearing my stomach of excess fluids i was ready to eat. me and The Jeffrey were pretty damn wasted. i think we each drank about 12 beers sans breakfast or lunch.
oh yeah. um this girl kendra was also with us. super sweet. well as we're eating some super bowl pre show or something was on. to my recollection, they were commemorating Ray Charles' death by having a bunch of blind kids on the field. what a sweet way to give Ray Charles kuddos. me and The Jeffrey had a field day with this.
i said stuff like "i bet it took them forever to get all those blind kids on the field" and the girls were like "stopp, you guys are so mean." i said "it is so fuckin stupid." the girls kept saying how we shouldn't be making fun of blind kids so The Jeffrey said something to the effect of "you don't know they're blind. how can you tell? they don't look blind. they're not wearing those dark sunglasses." i guess i said FUCK a few times and yes i said it in all caps at the restaurant.
hehe when i think about it, under that tv we were swearing at was a family with kids. hahaha. fuck them. we also talked about how we were going to hell. "if all the awesome people go to hell, it's going to be a kick ass time." i said. The Jeffrey replied "yeah, and i'll bring the sunblock." fuck we rule. the girls kept warning us about our language because of the family establishment we were in. haha i guess that is why everyone was starring at us. oh well. we had fun. me and The Jeffrey were hoping they'd kick us out. that way we probably wouldn't have to pay for our food. they'd just tell us to up and leave. that would have ruled.
i like usual over ate because i'm like an infant child (or like a goldfish) when it comes to buffetts. you have to stop me from eating or else i'll gorge myself to death. i usually eat myself sick at buffetts. kendra kept punching me in the stomach. so i pretended i was going to vomit on her. i should have vomited all over her face. that would have ruled. well we finally leave and pay monies for the ass load of pizza we ate. one of the cashiers was talking about CAPS. that is the place where i need to go for alcohol classes. i mentioned something about thing about it and she says "are you in my class?!" i said "no, but i'm about to be in one." she says to me "well it's not that bad. it's kind of fun." i wanted to slap her. we paid then left.
we get back for the game. I SAW THE FIRST QUARTER!!!! at least most of it. i then passed out for the 2nd quarter half time and some of the 3rd. at least this year i didn't miss a fully on national tv. i'm kind of glad that we ran out of beers. we got to watch a pretty damn good game. it also prevented me from being hung over for the speech i had to give today at 9 fuckin 30. needless to say, i was illprepared, or malprepared, or um.. not prepared cuz i don't think the other two words are actually words. fuck it. school sucks ass. The Jeffrey was also kind of glad because he drove back at 8:30 this morning to make it to his 11am physics class. jahoo. aren't we stellar students.
"fuckin a man. fuckin a."
The Jeffrey arrived Sat night around midnight. we went to get some beers. the first store we went to didn't have labatt blue. F. there was another store near by so we decided to try it out. i had to drive all the way around the block to get there. so i'm driving and stopped at a red light. i look to my left and a car opens up and people start pouring out. first a really hot girl in the passenger seat. that's what initially brought my attention to that car. then a dude came out of the passenger seat. i was like uh, ok. and then i see the backseat. holy shit. they packed that car like a bunch of illegal mexicans crossing the boarder. after like 2 minutes of unloading they were all out. 10 people were in a midsized car. 10!! it was superb.
fuck one way streets. so we finally end up at this other store which is seriously 30 steps from the other place, but it took like 3 minutes to drive there. well he goes in, and there is no blue. what kind of place is indiana? because this state is so fuckin red i'm sure they boycotted the canadian beer. ass holes. The Jeffrey gets into my car with a 24 pack of buddy light and a sixer of the 16oz tall cans. he tells me that they just about dna sampled his ass to ensure he was infact, The Jeffrey. they asked for his credit card and drivers license. then they black lighted the fucker and swiped it. holy shit. then they told him to drop his pants, bend over and cough. fuck this shit ass state.
ANYWAYS. we make back with beers. hooray beer. we play a few highly entertaining games of Wheel of Fortune and Family Feud. as we got tipsy, spelling like last year became a problem. crap i love old school video games.
SUPERBOWL SUNNYDAY.
JAHOO.
i wake up first. i shower and as i get out of the bathroom The Jeffrey is awake. he hands me a beer and we start drinking at 1 post meridian. we were watching AFV (america's funniest home videos.. shame on you if you didn't know that) and drank everytime someone got hit in the balls. i didn't really abide by the rules and ended up 2 beers ahead of The Jeffrey and Ill Will (yea, he's black). erin (a girl) came over at like 4 i think. we were kind of drunk. around 5:20 we went to Pizza Hut which is just across the street. it was fan fuckin tastic. all you can eat pizzas for 5 dollars. wow. once i got there i tossed my cookies. after clearing my stomach of excess fluids i was ready to eat. me and The Jeffrey were pretty damn wasted. i think we each drank about 12 beers sans breakfast or lunch.
oh yeah. um this girl kendra was also with us. super sweet. well as we're eating some super bowl pre show or something was on. to my recollection, they were commemorating Ray Charles' death by having a bunch of blind kids on the field. what a sweet way to give Ray Charles kuddos. me and The Jeffrey had a field day with this.
i said stuff like "i bet it took them forever to get all those blind kids on the field" and the girls were like "stopp, you guys are so mean." i said "it is so fuckin stupid." the girls kept saying how we shouldn't be making fun of blind kids so The Jeffrey said something to the effect of "you don't know they're blind. how can you tell? they don't look blind. they're not wearing those dark sunglasses." i guess i said FUCK a few times and yes i said it in all caps at the restaurant.
hehe when i think about it, under that tv we were swearing at was a family with kids. hahaha. fuck them. we also talked about how we were going to hell. "if all the awesome people go to hell, it's going to be a kick ass time." i said. The Jeffrey replied "yeah, and i'll bring the sunblock." fuck we rule. the girls kept warning us about our language because of the family establishment we were in. haha i guess that is why everyone was starring at us. oh well. we had fun. me and The Jeffrey were hoping they'd kick us out. that way we probably wouldn't have to pay for our food. they'd just tell us to up and leave. that would have ruled.
i like usual over ate because i'm like an infant child (or like a goldfish) when it comes to buffetts. you have to stop me from eating or else i'll gorge myself to death. i usually eat myself sick at buffetts. kendra kept punching me in the stomach. so i pretended i was going to vomit on her. i should have vomited all over her face. that would have ruled. well we finally leave and pay monies for the ass load of pizza we ate. one of the cashiers was talking about CAPS. that is the place where i need to go for alcohol classes. i mentioned something about thing about it and she says "are you in my class?!" i said "no, but i'm about to be in one." she says to me "well it's not that bad. it's kind of fun." i wanted to slap her. we paid then left.
we get back for the game. I SAW THE FIRST QUARTER!!!! at least most of it. i then passed out for the 2nd quarter half time and some of the 3rd. at least this year i didn't miss a fully on national tv. i'm kind of glad that we ran out of beers. we got to watch a pretty damn good game. it also prevented me from being hung over for the speech i had to give today at 9 fuckin 30. needless to say, i was illprepared, or malprepared, or um.. not prepared cuz i don't think the other two words are actually words. fuck it. school sucks ass. The Jeffrey was also kind of glad because he drove back at 8:30 this morning to make it to his 11am physics class. jahoo. aren't we stellar students.
"fuckin a man. fuckin a."
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