sushi man equals awesome.
the sushi man entertains me mainly because he's a FOB. his way of explaining things is kind of funny. for example, i sharpen my sushi knife everyday. he taught me how to properly sharpen a knife. i'll use a drawing to aid my explaination of the situation.
the writting got kind of bunched up. poor planning. i'd also like to add that drawing with a lappy touchpad is near impossible. the difficulty of drawing with a lappy touchpad is probably similar to a girl trying to piss in a 20 oz coke bottle.
ok. i wasn't sharpening my knife right initially. you're suppose to bend at the waist. now here's the kicker... in the correct knife sharpening position, the motion of pushing the blade back and forth across the sharpening stone should make your penis flop back and forth inbetween your legs. this is what the sushi man told me, but not really using english words. i kind of had to deciper what he was saying. he just kept on saying dick in korean and then said "koduck a dohk koduck a dohk". and i guess that is suppose to be the swaying motion of the penis. so after he corrected me, he kept asking me, "is your dick ('goh-chu' korean) going koduck a dohk?"
i almost cut off my left hand while sharpening the knife. i was laughing quite a bit. this is not the end of the sushi man's hilarity. after work we were talking about girls. it was the sushi man, me, and two korean servers. so the sushi man was talking in korean. i didn't really know what was going on until he asked me, "do you know succome?"
"what?" i said.
"succome. ...succome!" he repeated (when i don't understand he says it louder and more forceful as if that will help me comprehend his gibberish).
"do you mean succumb?" (i didn't think he could possibly know what that word was, let alone use it."
"no! [this is when he pointed to his penis] SUCCOME!"
i was laughing too hard to breathe.
the other two guys still had no idea what was going on. because i'm the king of immaturity when it comes to genitals (and genital juice. hahaha that's so gross.), i knew exactly what he was talking about. he was trying to say "suck cum". holy shit. one of the korean servers asked him in korean "you mean the stuff girls eat?" WAHH HAHAHAHA my stomach hurt. the sushi man then he asked everyone if they "suck cum" and i said "WHATT???" he explained it in korean to the other korean server who translated it into english for me. kind of sad that i need a translator to talk to the sushi man. stfu. anyways, he was trying to ask us if we had ever received oral pleasure from a girl.
damn it working is fun.
the writting got kind of bunched up. poor planning. i'd also like to add that drawing with a lappy touchpad is near impossible. the difficulty of drawing with a lappy touchpad is probably similar to a girl trying to piss in a 20 oz coke bottle.
ok. i wasn't sharpening my knife right initially. you're suppose to bend at the waist. now here's the kicker... in the correct knife sharpening position, the motion of pushing the blade back and forth across the sharpening stone should make your penis flop back and forth inbetween your legs. this is what the sushi man told me, but not really using english words. i kind of had to deciper what he was saying. he just kept on saying dick in korean and then said "koduck a dohk koduck a dohk". and i guess that is suppose to be the swaying motion of the penis. so after he corrected me, he kept asking me, "is your dick ('goh-chu' korean) going koduck a dohk?"
i almost cut off my left hand while sharpening the knife. i was laughing quite a bit. this is not the end of the sushi man's hilarity. after work we were talking about girls. it was the sushi man, me, and two korean servers. so the sushi man was talking in korean. i didn't really know what was going on until he asked me, "do you know succome?"
"what?" i said.
"succome. ...succome!" he repeated (when i don't understand he says it louder and more forceful as if that will help me comprehend his gibberish).
"do you mean succumb?" (i didn't think he could possibly know what that word was, let alone use it."
"no! [this is when he pointed to his penis] SUCCOME!"
i was laughing too hard to breathe.
the other two guys still had no idea what was going on. because i'm the king of immaturity when it comes to genitals (and genital juice. hahaha that's so gross.), i knew exactly what he was talking about. he was trying to say "suck cum". holy shit. one of the korean servers asked him in korean "you mean the stuff girls eat?" WAHH HAHAHAHA my stomach hurt. the sushi man then he asked everyone if they "suck cum" and i said "WHATT???" he explained it in korean to the other korean server who translated it into english for me. kind of sad that i need a translator to talk to the sushi man. stfu. anyways, he was trying to ask us if we had ever received oral pleasure from a girl.
damn it working is fun.
posted by icon at 3:01 PM
2 Comments:
yeah, i know i'm posting comments kind of backwards. this being an older blog and all. but i didn't have time yesterday.
this is so freakin funny. one of the funniest ever. so i sent the link to your blog to my buddy in my training class and he was reading it in class and laughing out loud so hard (as i had been and had to switch screens and stop reading it to keep from getting in trouble in class.
so now i have brought a new "feed me" fan into the fold.
peace out.
tenz is flattered. tenz made a funny. hooray for tenz.
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