frat boys are still lame.
so i got drunk yesterday. i think i had 5 screwdrivers. 5 screwdrivers with everclear. jahoo. i hung out in an inflatable pool at my roomate's frat. it was pretty awesome. it was awesome minus the guys in the pool. my beliefs about frat guys were reaffirmed last night. frat guys can't resist showing each other their penises. there is a mighty slim line that separates most frat guys from homosexual men. a frat guy will probably see more dicks in his college career than a gay man will see in his entire life.
so yeah.. that's that. um, on the way back to the dorms from the parking garage i um couldn't carry my bathing suit. i guess it was too heavy or something. my roomate found it in the stairwell the next morning. oops. the only real casualty of the night was me losing my aviators there. F-ASS. haha and i could have cut my feet up. i was standing in an area where a beer bottle was recently broken. some fat ass yelled at me. he said something to the effect of, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
me: uh... i'm standing.
fatass: YOU'RE GONNA CUT YOUR FEET YOU DUMB ASS!!
me: um. sorry?
this really doesn't have to do with anything, and i try to keep politics out of my blog... i just want to remind everyone out there that bush is still a complete fuckin idiot and his name still doesn't deserve to be capitalized. he also doesn't deserve to be called 'president':
bush is losing popularity. recent polls regarding his stance and actions (er.. lack of actions) on "the issues" (ie: social security, gas prices, etc.) show he doesn't have the support of most Americans. most being more than half.
" "You can find them going up and you can find them going down," bush said of the surveys. "You can pretty much find out what you want in polls, is my point." " -Reuters
i'm inclined to believe that bush is about as useful as the hair on a man's ass.
p.s. my last post was just for shits and giggles. although it was entirely fabricated, i want nothing more than to do what i explained sometime in the near future.
so yeah.. that's that. um, on the way back to the dorms from the parking garage i um couldn't carry my bathing suit. i guess it was too heavy or something. my roomate found it in the stairwell the next morning. oops. the only real casualty of the night was me losing my aviators there. F-ASS. haha and i could have cut my feet up. i was standing in an area where a beer bottle was recently broken. some fat ass yelled at me. he said something to the effect of, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
me: uh... i'm standing.
fatass: YOU'RE GONNA CUT YOUR FEET YOU DUMB ASS!!
me: um. sorry?
this really doesn't have to do with anything, and i try to keep politics out of my blog... i just want to remind everyone out there that bush is still a complete fuckin idiot and his name still doesn't deserve to be capitalized. he also doesn't deserve to be called 'president':
bush is losing popularity. recent polls regarding his stance and actions (er.. lack of actions) on "the issues" (ie: social security, gas prices, etc.) show he doesn't have the support of most Americans. most being more than half.
" "You can find them going up and you can find them going down," bush said of the surveys. "You can pretty much find out what you want in polls, is my point." " -Reuters
i'm inclined to believe that bush is about as useful as the hair on a man's ass.
p.s. my last post was just for shits and giggles. although it was entirely fabricated, i want nothing more than to do what i explained sometime in the near future.
posted by icon at 12:32 AM
1 Comments:
i dunno, mike. the hair on a man's ass can be used to hang onto when it gets a little rough--if you know what i mean.
imagine it as like as in hanging onto the carpet to keep from falling off the floor (when you're drunk.)
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