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sorry folks. i've been kind of busy being awesome. so this morning i will donate some of my precious time to type some nonsense in this God forsaken blog. curious about the sushi man? do i have a treat for you. i've hit jackpot. a little backround before the photo-guh-daf-uh (korean style). sushi man asked me the other day if my phone could send pictures to emails. i said i think so, and he took my phone. he started taking pictures of himself, although i didn't see him taking them, he was at it for a while. after he got the perfect shot he came to me to ask how to send it. i couldn't figure it out. well, that's a big lie. i didn't really feel like telling him how to do it. yeah i'm a dick, but it takes so fuckin long to type the damn email address and... stfu. i'm dick.
so. he gives up. i walk away with my phone and open the picture gallery. this is what i found:
for you brainless sacks of elephant feces, this is the classical FOB pose. for some strange reason, in asia, the peace hand gesture is still wicked cool. you're not asian unless you have a picture flashing the peace sign. holy hell, i was nearly on the floor laughing. good thing he wasn't near me. i just don't get it. someone should go to korea as a public service announcement and broadcast a lil something like this on all of their TV stations.... "STOP FLASHING THE PEACE SIGN! YOU LOOK STUPID AS HELL DOING IT, SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND NEVER STICK UP THOSE TWO FINGERS AGAIN." ..you stupid fucks.
i live in a dorm for those of you that didn't know. wo0t. i fuckin hate it. but, some great things happen in and around the dorms on occasion. for example, i found a sweet ass van parked along side my dorm. i had seen it before and always thought it was kind of wicked. it's gray, rusted and bad ass. i wish my camera phone (god damn it someone buy me a fuckin digi) could capture the whole vehicle, but the picture just didn't do it justice. so i took a picture of the newest addition to this sex wagon.
i don't think you can make it out, but those are not regular rims. those my friends are spinners. this van is ridding on spinners. this van is ridding on mejier's $16.95 high-gloss plastic spinners. YES!!! how incredibly awesome.
peace.
LAME.
so. he gives up. i walk away with my phone and open the picture gallery. this is what i found:
for you brainless sacks of elephant feces, this is the classical FOB pose. for some strange reason, in asia, the peace hand gesture is still wicked cool. you're not asian unless you have a picture flashing the peace sign. holy hell, i was nearly on the floor laughing. good thing he wasn't near me. i just don't get it. someone should go to korea as a public service announcement and broadcast a lil something like this on all of their TV stations.... "STOP FLASHING THE PEACE SIGN! YOU LOOK STUPID AS HELL DOING IT, SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND NEVER STICK UP THOSE TWO FINGERS AGAIN." ..you stupid fucks.
i live in a dorm for those of you that didn't know. wo0t. i fuckin hate it. but, some great things happen in and around the dorms on occasion. for example, i found a sweet ass van parked along side my dorm. i had seen it before and always thought it was kind of wicked. it's gray, rusted and bad ass. i wish my camera phone (god damn it someone buy me a fuckin digi) could capture the whole vehicle, but the picture just didn't do it justice. so i took a picture of the newest addition to this sex wagon.
i don't think you can make it out, but those are not regular rims. those my friends are spinners. this van is ridding on spinners. this van is ridding on mejier's $16.95 high-gloss plastic spinners. YES!!! how incredibly awesome.
peace.
LAME.
posted by icon at 10:02 AM
1 Comments:
Yes! I have seen a car with spinners, I saw it one night when I was waiting for the bus. I saw these ENORMOUS flashing silver things on the wheels. I didn't know what was happening, didn't know what my eyes were showing me. It was like a silver spaceship had just dropped out of the sky and I was waiting for the door to open.
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