coon boy

i'm gonna start today's entry with coon boy, then let you read some of my recent conversations.

this guy is a real work of art. he's got straight jet black hair that comes down to his ass. he keeps it in a pony tail. he sits in front of me in one of my classes and i'm tempted to give it a good yank. he's asking for it. sometimes he pulls the pony tail infront of him so he can play with the end of it like a prissy little girl. what a tool. last class he dyed the tip of the pony tail. he bleeched it. so... he looks like this (by the way, this picture is near photo quality. lappy touch pad can't hold me down.):



notice the nike shirt. he only owns dry fit or some bullshit synthetic type of material that hugs his body like spandex. he wears these shirts with tweed type pants and hiking boots. sorry i didn't feel like drawing the boots. i was le tired. now, the girl who sits next to me has him in her group for a project. the guy is a total loser so he did the whole project. the girl said to him, "man, you're the bomb". kind of awkward cuz she's as pasty white as they come. and he responded by saying "i'm guilty as charged."

....he was totally serious. "Why yes, I am indeed the 'bomb'." is probably what he was thinking. he got up after saying his lame ass line and walked out of the classroom. i think the kid has watched too many cheesy daytime soap operas. maybe he went to the ladies room to change out the ol tampon in his vagina. he's probably the same kind of guy that when talking on the phone never says hello or goodbye. i bet he answers the phone saying shit like, "talk to me." and hangs up the phone after saying something "witty".

next: people who are privileged to talk to me on the AOL.
Julie: Cheer me up. Go
asia: i love your vagina
asia: i mean face

asia: nuter
asia: nooter [most fifth graders spell better than i do]
nastyann: i dont know
asia: u
nastyann: neuter i think?
nastyann: idunno
nastyann: why does it matter
asia: because that is your name
nastyann: huh
asia: your name is neuter
asia: neuterface
nastyann: :-(
asia: you have the best nicknames
nastyann: noooo :-(
nastyann: do you my money
asia: yea
asia: i been had yo money
nastyann: otay
asia: i got that chedda on lock down
nastyann: hokay
nastyann: i would come get it
asia: motha fucka what?
nastyann: but i smell
asia: i can smell your femine parts from here
nastyann: gross
nastyann: they dont smell
asia: yea they do
nastyann: my armpits smell and my feet
asia: stank
nastyann: no they dont
asia: stankie jina
nastyann: no no no
nastyann: are you drinking [this convo was at 10:40 in the AM. my friends think so highly of me.]
nastyann: why are you so weird
nastyann: right nwo
nastyann: lol
asia: why are you weird?
nastyann: im not
asia: woman. you want some eats
nastyann: no i dont
asia: or i'll bust a cap in yo ass
asia: fuckshitass
asia: WHY HOW COME
nastyann: because im studying
nastyann: and i dont eat anymore
asia: you suck
nastyann: yes i do
nastyann: a lot of cock
asia: YES!!!
asia: i've got a surprise for you
asia: and it's in the shape of a penis

illwill: guess what i'm doin later on tonite
asia: probably beatin off to a picture of my gf.
illwill: no no i did that last night
illwill: tonite....
illwill: i'm going to see sin city
asia: oh snap
illwill: with ricky [backround: ricky is the least heterosexual guy at Purdue. he's a closet case. he kept on touching me and caused me to get arrested. yes i'm blaming it on him. had i not been poked by him repeatedly, i wouldn't have ran away from him. i wouldn't have run infront of a car causing it to slam on it's brakes to avoid killing me. i also wouldn't have pointed at ricky who was behind me and told the driver and passengers of the car "watch out for this guy, he's a fag" while still infront of the vehicle. and i wouldn't have i ran away from ricky a second time. i think that's what drew the cop's attention.]
illwill: lol
illwill: u can come if u want
asia: ouw. i was going to say "that's going to rule" but i erased it. because now i know you're going on a homosexual date
illwill: lmao [will is lame because he uses AIM jargon. JUST JOSHIN!]
asia: i could also let you two take turns sucking my dick.
asia: but, i'm gonna pass.
illwill: hahahahashahahaha
asia: he better give you a hand job while you're in there
asia: you need to come out the victor
illwill: i'll make sure he sits a seat away from me
asia: or on your lap
asia: you fag
illwill: fut u
asia: i'm going to kill you.
asia: you bastard. [this line and the two above it are from the kerpal skit. if you don't know it, you shouldn't share the same air as me.]
illwill: as long as i get to see the movie i don't care who i go with
asia: remember, it's better to give than receive.
illwill: no it's not
asia: so you want ricky's dick in your butt hole?
illwill: i want none of the above
asia: then why are you two fags going on a date
asia: did you two have dinner together too?
illwill: O:-)
asia: oh my fuckin god.
illwill: hahahahaha
asia: there isn't a chance in hell that you're hetero.
asia: you cock gobbler
illwill: u ball hog
asia: ?
asia: give ricky the o
asia: l danza slap
asia: *ol
illwill: lol
asia: leave a mushroom print on his cheak
asia: cheek
asia: i can't spell to save my life
illwill: there will be no slappin of sorts
asia: is ricky gonna be your tip drill [reminder, will is black. he listens to rap music. see nelly's video for the song 'tip drill'. AIIITE?!]
illwill: we goin there and then i can send him to yo room later for room service
illwill: maybe he'll give u a happy ending
asia: mm. i think i'd rather cut off my left leg and eat it.

"Taste my pain bitch!"