holy shit

i bet you can't guess what doing at this very second. that is why i'm going to tell you. i am eating cherry coke flavored soft serve ice cream. i bet most of you are like, "sweet. i like cherry coke and i like ice cream. so cherry coke ice cream probably rules."

let me tell you this. it's fackin weird. it's not like, hey i like nacho cheese and i like torilla chips so lets put em together and make the world's tastiest snack. [thank you doritos] we're talking about a carbonated beverage and a dairy product. it's fucked up.

it tastes just like cherry fuckin coke! but it's not a drink!!!! IT IS MOTHER F-IN ICE CREAM! i've exhausted my brain for the day. what is this world coming to? pretty soon they'll make bacon cheeseburger deluxe ice cream. there are somethings that i just can't handle. like green catsup. i won't eat it.

all i know is, i can eat cherry coke ice cream cuz cherry coke is delicious; but really, i just want to melt it and drink it.