hooray for speaker phone

so yesterday, i ate a really good salad for dinner. this salad is so good that my roomate sneaks in a large tupperware container (every time they serve it) into the dining hall to bring mucho salad back to the room. well, i'm not so sure it's that good, but it's pretty damn good.

soon after din din i went to the bafroom for a sit on the throne. i came out and looked at my roomate and said very loudly, "my poo was lime green!"
i was extatic (excstatic?exstatic?fuckshitass). it was pretty super great. he gave me a strange look then replied
"i'm on the phone with my mom!"
i hear loud laughter. i follow suit. roomate's mommy was on speaker phone and heard me loud and clear. oh dear. i enjoy living my life mucho mucho.

haha this is kind of random, but whatever. deal with it. one of the mexi chefs at my restaurant taught me something new. you take your left hand and hold it flat, then you cup your other hand and hit the flat surface repeatedly. this is called 'chaka chaka". chaka chaka is spanish for BANG BANG BANG! or porking, or doin the dirty, or parking the car in the garage, or doin the hippidy dippidy if you know what i'm sayin.

it's still early. so i'm sure something radi-cool (lil kids say that in cali) will happen today.

i'm super duper happy because i'm wearin my flops in the rain and i had lucky charms for breakfast. these two things can only lead to awesomeness.