Tuesday, April 12, 2005

in class movie clip.

remember jane? my chinese tourism teacher? if you don't, familiarize yourself with this trick ho before you read on further. http://feedtheasian.blogspot.com/2005/02/oh-god.html that'll give you a backround on jane.

hokay. jane decided it would be a fabulous idea to show a movie clip at the beginning of class. so this is what she showed us....

the clip was shot on a mangled boat in the middle of a large body of water. the scenery was pretty nice. there was a white guy in a sailor type of uniform on the boat and an asian chick who was laying down looking real destitute. the two appeared to be stranded even though there were two oars on the boat. pretty f-in stupid if you ask me.

anyways, the guy took a sip of water from a cantine. he then poured some water in her mouth. she was real thirsty. he pulled the cantine away from her even though she was clenching it with all her might. the camera just stayed on the two, then paned out to the scenery, then back on the two stranded dumb asses.

after like 5 minutes of watching them do nothing, the guy breaks out the cantine again.

this is where it gets good.

the guy drinks from the cantine until it is dry. hahaha. what a dick. then he hovers over the girl whos like dying of thirst. he opens her mouth then lets a wad of spit leave his mouth and enter hers. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

the movie clip ended after that. jane turned the lights on. someone asked her, "what does that movie have to do with tourism?" she said because the place looked nice. you would want to go there because it looked nice. she also said that the movie was the most romantic movie she's ever seen. it's one of her most favorite flicks. so i guess that was reason enough to show the clip.

i had no idea spitting in a girl's mouth was romantic. jane is a cracked out broad and i have been entertained.

1 Comments:

Blogger happily mortal said...

O--M--G!!!

tenz, you have GOT to find out the name of this movie. it sounds like something i MUST MUST MUST see.

2:28 PM  

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