joy.
so west layafette, and neighboring town lafayette are dirt. they epitomize dirty dirty people, mainly ones of the white persuasion. i went to the tippecanoe mall today which is in lafayette. i had to buy The Jeffrey belated birrday presents, and i still need to get my sister something. suck. i finally have monies so i can buy people shit. it's great.
anyways. i saw a few awesome people at the mall. they've inspired this entry. first i'll talk about asia man:
there were some asians in the mall. a pretty good sized family. i think they were related. i don't know. all asians look alike. anyways, there was an older man, maybe 52. he was in the back of the group. for some strange reason while he was walking he was raising his arms up and down. like, when you see a dork in triumph, they raise both arms in the air above their head. they move their arms from full extention down to a 90 degree elbow bend, then raise them back up vertically. well this is what he kept on doing. i watched him from a far. as he got closer and closer to me, it didn't stop. he just kept on keepin on. i told myself after he past me that there was no way in hell he'd still be acting like a tool. so i turned around and sure enough, he was still doin his dance or whatever it was.
pre-pubescent, confused child:
this boy was um, i think a bit messed up. i saw him in hot topic and later on one of the benches in the mall. he was wearing a slipnot shirt. so he was supposed to be hardcore or something. i think. i've never listened to them, but the shirt looked pretty angry. hence my inference. well, i looked at his face, and i was like.. hm... there is something a bit off about this lil chap. i looked a bit closer and knew what was out of place. he was wearing eye liner.
he was wearing eye liner.
he had black hair and from the neck up, he was purely emo. perma-sad-faced and everything. the shirt just didn't match the face. he was all around the mall, looking depressed. maybe his parents ditched him cuz he's a reject. we'll never know.
big black jew:
i thought i recognized this guy from somewhere. he was talking to two girls. that's when it hit me. i had seen him at taco bell. me and some girlies were at T bell and this dude approached them. he had headphones on that were attached to a cd player, and was wearing a backpack. well, to make a long story short, he made the girls listen to the cd. it was him rapping about jewish things. he was trying to force them into buying his cd. he was like it's only 5 dollars. then he lowered the price to 3 dollars. the girls were annoyed by him. one of my friends said, how bout i give you a dollar? he's like ok and takes her dollar. she's like now can i have the cd? he says no. he says give me 2 more dollars. she's like nope. and he says thanks and walks away with her dollar.
that was a pretty douche bag move. oh well. she told me later that she just gave him the dollar so he'd leave her alone. i'm sure he was trying to peddle his shitty jewish rap to these girls at the mall. he's quite bold. i wonder how many cd's he's sold because of his incesent badgering. hmmm.. oh yeah, i almost forgot. i really don't give a fuck. i just don't want him to talk to me.
last but not least...
lafayette women who knows fashion:
this lady was probably 60. she was old. real f-in old. but she was stylin. let me tell you. and by stylin, i mean her hair was fackin sweet. i don't really remember what she was wearing, because all of my attention was on her doo. i couldn't help but stare. i was in awe. she was gray in all the hairs. i don't think i've ever found myself so attracted to a senior citizen in my life. let me describe the masterpiece that rested on her head.
the top was trimmed to a good length. such a length that enabled it to stand up. sort of like a long buzz cut. it looked like no products were in her hair. it seemed to stand up naturally. the sides were cut close to her head to accentuate her ears. or something. the back was lusciously wavy. it was cut just about above her shoulders. man, this was one smokin hot senior citizen. i believe her hair style is referred to as a "mullet". a glorious mullet it was.
i had to look away from her for my own good. if i didn't, my pants would have surely started to bulge.
anyways. i saw a few awesome people at the mall. they've inspired this entry. first i'll talk about asia man:
there were some asians in the mall. a pretty good sized family. i think they were related. i don't know. all asians look alike. anyways, there was an older man, maybe 52. he was in the back of the group. for some strange reason while he was walking he was raising his arms up and down. like, when you see a dork in triumph, they raise both arms in the air above their head. they move their arms from full extention down to a 90 degree elbow bend, then raise them back up vertically. well this is what he kept on doing. i watched him from a far. as he got closer and closer to me, it didn't stop. he just kept on keepin on. i told myself after he past me that there was no way in hell he'd still be acting like a tool. so i turned around and sure enough, he was still doin his dance or whatever it was.
pre-pubescent, confused child:
this boy was um, i think a bit messed up. i saw him in hot topic and later on one of the benches in the mall. he was wearing a slipnot shirt. so he was supposed to be hardcore or something. i think. i've never listened to them, but the shirt looked pretty angry. hence my inference. well, i looked at his face, and i was like.. hm... there is something a bit off about this lil chap. i looked a bit closer and knew what was out of place. he was wearing eye liner.
he was wearing eye liner.
he had black hair and from the neck up, he was purely emo. perma-sad-faced and everything. the shirt just didn't match the face. he was all around the mall, looking depressed. maybe his parents ditched him cuz he's a reject. we'll never know.
big black jew:
i thought i recognized this guy from somewhere. he was talking to two girls. that's when it hit me. i had seen him at taco bell. me and some girlies were at T bell and this dude approached them. he had headphones on that were attached to a cd player, and was wearing a backpack. well, to make a long story short, he made the girls listen to the cd. it was him rapping about jewish things. he was trying to force them into buying his cd. he was like it's only 5 dollars. then he lowered the price to 3 dollars. the girls were annoyed by him. one of my friends said, how bout i give you a dollar? he's like ok and takes her dollar. she's like now can i have the cd? he says no. he says give me 2 more dollars. she's like nope. and he says thanks and walks away with her dollar.
that was a pretty douche bag move. oh well. she told me later that she just gave him the dollar so he'd leave her alone. i'm sure he was trying to peddle his shitty jewish rap to these girls at the mall. he's quite bold. i wonder how many cd's he's sold because of his incesent badgering. hmmm.. oh yeah, i almost forgot. i really don't give a fuck. i just don't want him to talk to me.
last but not least...
lafayette women who knows fashion:
this lady was probably 60. she was old. real f-in old. but she was stylin. let me tell you. and by stylin, i mean her hair was fackin sweet. i don't really remember what she was wearing, because all of my attention was on her doo. i couldn't help but stare. i was in awe. she was gray in all the hairs. i don't think i've ever found myself so attracted to a senior citizen in my life. let me describe the masterpiece that rested on her head.
the top was trimmed to a good length. such a length that enabled it to stand up. sort of like a long buzz cut. it looked like no products were in her hair. it seemed to stand up naturally. the sides were cut close to her head to accentuate her ears. or something. the back was lusciously wavy. it was cut just about above her shoulders. man, this was one smokin hot senior citizen. i believe her hair style is referred to as a "mullet". a glorious mullet it was.
i had to look away from her for my own good. if i didn't, my pants would have surely started to bulge.
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