"on a scale from one to awesome, i'm super great."
i'm more awesome than 99.9999997% of you. if you don't believe me, i've got some proof for your bitch asses. i was eating lunch today in the good ol dorm cafeteria. i was listening to my killer music full blast, rockin out, and feeding the fat man. right now i'm listening to Jessie's Girl. crap i'm cool.
so i was oblivious to any of my surroundings. 100% of my focus was on my food and music. about 20 minutes into my fan-fuckin-tastic meal, this girl walked by me and placed something next to my tray of foods. i pause, look up, and watched her walk away from me. i then looked down to see what she placed on my table. it was a piece of paper folded about 5 times horizontally.
the folded paper was green. i opened it and it was 5 whole dollars. well, 5 dollars in one bill. a 5 dollar bill. i looked back at the girl and by that time, she was facing me. i just stared at her with a strange look on my face. befuddled would be the word if i could spell it correctly. i lowered my headphones and then she started to talk to me. she said, "you dropped it." i said, "oh. thanks."
i had my keys and wallet in my right pocket, my pod in the left. like most of you, my wallet is where i keep my monies. i had a 10 dollar bill in my wallet last night. i checked my wallet and sure enough, it was still there. it didn't magically split into a 5 dollar bill to match the bill on the table.
in summation. hahaha.. ok sorry. she 'saw' me drop this bill. i didn't drop no 5 dollar bill. today, a random girl gave me 5 dollars for being the most wicked awesome asia man on the planet. if this isn't proof enough, come to west lafayette so i can smack the stupid out of you. now i have cold hard cash to prove i'm awesome. i didn't even have to show her my penis or nothin.
if you have also received monies from a stranger without exposing genitals or providing sexual favors let me know. you might be awesome.
in other dorm news, i talked to a buddy on my floor today. we were talkin about the super great weather. i asked him if it was still windy outside.
he said, "no. it's just sunny and warm."
"nice" i replied.
"i think i'm gonna wear shorts."
this is where i turned around and did a double take because i could have sworn i saw him wearing a pair of shorts.
i said to him, "uh... you are wearing shorts."
"yeah... um. i'm going to continue wearing shorts."
i don't think i'm doin the quote slash conversation thingies right. but you know what? stfu.
i don't give a f. i do what i want.
so i was oblivious to any of my surroundings. 100% of my focus was on my food and music. about 20 minutes into my fan-fuckin-tastic meal, this girl walked by me and placed something next to my tray of foods. i pause, look up, and watched her walk away from me. i then looked down to see what she placed on my table. it was a piece of paper folded about 5 times horizontally.
the folded paper was green. i opened it and it was 5 whole dollars. well, 5 dollars in one bill. a 5 dollar bill. i looked back at the girl and by that time, she was facing me. i just stared at her with a strange look on my face. befuddled would be the word if i could spell it correctly. i lowered my headphones and then she started to talk to me. she said, "you dropped it." i said, "oh. thanks."
i had my keys and wallet in my right pocket, my pod in the left. like most of you, my wallet is where i keep my monies. i had a 10 dollar bill in my wallet last night. i checked my wallet and sure enough, it was still there. it didn't magically split into a 5 dollar bill to match the bill on the table.
in summation. hahaha.. ok sorry. she 'saw' me drop this bill. i didn't drop no 5 dollar bill. today, a random girl gave me 5 dollars for being the most wicked awesome asia man on the planet. if this isn't proof enough, come to west lafayette so i can smack the stupid out of you. now i have cold hard cash to prove i'm awesome. i didn't even have to show her my penis or nothin.
if you have also received monies from a stranger without exposing genitals or providing sexual favors let me know. you might be awesome.
in other dorm news, i talked to a buddy on my floor today. we were talkin about the super great weather. i asked him if it was still windy outside.
he said, "no. it's just sunny and warm."
"nice" i replied.
"i think i'm gonna wear shorts."
this is where i turned around and did a double take because i could have sworn i saw him wearing a pair of shorts.
i said to him, "uh... you are wearing shorts."
"yeah... um. i'm going to continue wearing shorts."
i don't think i'm doin the quote slash conversation thingies right. but you know what? stfu.
i don't give a f. i do what i want.
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