Jizz in yo mouth

hm.

orange julius is probably the greatest fast food chain in the world. if you haven't had an orange julius, you haven't lived. and if you haven't tried whatever else it is that they sell, you suck. or don't, because all you really need to order from that place is a fuckin orange fucking julius. damn that's a good ass drink. i had one for the first time since elementary last week. i was reunited with my pascifier (if you will.. i've always wanted to say that because it makes me sound uber smart). i bought one for my black friend because he's black and has no money. because he's black.

if you think i'm racist for saying that then suck on this. i'm a small penis'd gook who's incredibly good at math and can barely see even when my eyes are open. happy?

i'm pretty sure this drink is new to the menu... i saw a bottle that was labeled "Guava Jizzle". i assure you, guava jizz is a liquid my mouth will never suck down. i pass on jizz. all the time. what the fuck were they thinking? GUAVA JIZZLE.

"ay yo. you gonna peep out tha Orange J? shit nig. hook a brotha up with sommadat Guava Jizzle. ya heard?"

i imagine Guava Jizzle is the bee's knees down in the 'hood. soon snoop dizzle will be all over their spot. "yo yo. it's tha big snoop dizzle. you know i'm suckin on that Guava Jizzle."

and i'm spent.