not many things compare to this...
today i will write about something that occured in the world. i'm sure some of you college goers have heard the song "i like that" by a black chap named houston. as my roomate would say, "it's a real toe tapper". well this hip hop slash R&B artist is kind of messed up in the head.
he attempted to take his own life yesterday. he was stopped by his security guards from jumping out of a hotel window. pretty messed up eh? this alone is definately not worthy of a blog entry. there's more.
they thought it would be best to lock the singer/rapper in the bathroom. houston is a bit troubled. the guards thought it would be a good idea to lock him in a room BY HIMSELF. a man who just tried to take his own life via hotel window. christ. no wonder houston is nuts. he's surrouned by frickin idiots. regardless, here's the climax.
houston successfully gouged out his left eye ball (you weren't expecting that now were you). he fuckin removed an eye ball in attempts to end his life. some of you are probably like eeiiww.. but me, i was crackin up. this is too funny. it's sad, but hilarious at the same time. do i feel bad laughing at him? no. no more than i would feel bad laughing at the few engineers who have jumped off parking garages here at purdue. they tried to kill themselves and lived. you'd think engineers would be a bit more successful than the lesser educated houston. apparently they're in the same boat.
if you're so curious as to what one would look like after removing an eye ball, check it out (i didn't post the picture cuz some of you might vomit on your keyboards then blame me):
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1053550.html#cutid1
he attempted to take his own life yesterday. he was stopped by his security guards from jumping out of a hotel window. pretty messed up eh? this alone is definately not worthy of a blog entry. there's more.
they thought it would be best to lock the singer/rapper in the bathroom. houston is a bit troubled. the guards thought it would be a good idea to lock him in a room BY HIMSELF. a man who just tried to take his own life via hotel window. christ. no wonder houston is nuts. he's surrouned by frickin idiots. regardless, here's the climax.
houston successfully gouged out his left eye ball (you weren't expecting that now were you). he fuckin removed an eye ball in attempts to end his life. some of you are probably like eeiiww.. but me, i was crackin up. this is too funny. it's sad, but hilarious at the same time. do i feel bad laughing at him? no. no more than i would feel bad laughing at the few engineers who have jumped off parking garages here at purdue. they tried to kill themselves and lived. you'd think engineers would be a bit more successful than the lesser educated houston. apparently they're in the same boat.
if you're so curious as to what one would look like after removing an eye ball, check it out (i didn't post the picture cuz some of you might vomit on your keyboards then blame me):
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1053550.html#cutid1
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