um.

i don't really have anything to post today.

so how bout another entry with some random shit that people said? yea? ok good.

my friend yolanda was talkin to me about the breast cancer bracelet that she gave me. we talked about its elasticity, and eric my roomate over heard part of the convo.
(i don't know why i protect some names, but not others...)
Eric: does it stretch out? (he said this surprised and in mild disgust)
Yolanda: eric, i wasn't talking about my vagina lips.

later me and eric were talkin about how much i love my job and the sushi i bring home.
Eric: i think my equivlant to you loving sushi and working at a sushi place, would be for me to work at a place that only sold BEEF JERKY. i love beef jerky.

i overheard a couple talking as they were leaving our floor:
guy: blah blah blah.. i don't really remember what he said, nor do i care.
girl: why do you always have to act like a bitch?!

this is right before bed, roomie is laying down.
Eric: mike, can you do something for me?
me: i won't touch your penis.
Eric: but i can't do it myself.

oh dear. life isn't entertaining unless you fill in some bland parts with 6th grade humor. using the word penis or vagina can spice up pretty much any conversation.